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Is Toto A Babysitter Or A Boss?

George Russell and Lewis Hamilton
George Russell and Lewis Hamilton

Enough already! I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it from Lewis Hamilton, I don't want to hear it from Toto Wolff and I don't want to hear it from the millions of fans around the world that are blind to any failures in Hamilton's life. Sir Lewis Hamilton in my eyes is one of the greatest drivers in the history of the sport, if not the greatest, but if things don't change, some doubt starts to creep in. Now I'm not saying it will tarnish his legacy, but where I had him head and shoulders above Michael Schumacher and Ayrton Senna, maybe he isn't anymore, maybe he's the third greatest driver and not the greatest anymore. Maybe it was just the car after all.

But it can't be the car, because Lewis Hamilton is being pants and dominated by his team mate George Russell. A man who is so used to driving shit cars from his days at Williams, that now they've stuck him in a Shit Mercedes and it feels like home. George Russell is shining so bright that he is the only driver in the entire field that has placed in the top 5 for all 4 races this season. That's right, we've only had 4 races this season and George Russell, not Charles Leclerc, not Max Verstappen, but Mr. Saturday, George Fucking Russell, your grandma's wet dream is the only driver finishing in the top 5 for all 4 races.

There is no question about it, that Mercedes is shit, but when do we stop babying Lewis Hamilton, when will Toto, stop treating Hamilton like a fucking child and say, HEY, LULU, finishing outside of the points for a 7 time world champ, when fucking George Russell is pushing for a podium, is not fucking good enough. We didn't let Daniel Ricciardo get away with it last year with Lando Norris dominating, we cannot let the man, with the most victories in F1 history, most pole positions in F1 history, most points in f1 history, most pussycat dolls fucked in F1 history, we can't let Sir Lewis Hamilton off the fucking hook.

This is what Toto Wolff said to Lewis Hamilton after he crossed the line in Imola, 'Lewis, hi. Sorry for what you have needed to drive today. I know this is undriveable and not what we deserve to score as a result. So we'll move from there. But this was a terrible race.'

This is what George Russell's Race engineer said to him, 'Well done there. I don't know how you got it. P4!'

Two very different reactions there. Lewis is a better driver than George Russell, when we are listing the greatest drivers in the sport, no one other than Georges parents are placing him above Lewis. So why are we not concerned about the driver, why are we only concerned about the car? There's something wrong with the car? Is there though? Yes, it is slower than last years car, big time, but your worst driver at Mercedes this year knows how to get it in the points for consistent finishes.

Mercedes is just full of 'yes men' that want all the needs of Lewis Hamilton met so they can continue to go home and look at their bank accounts and be pleased with what they see. Lewis has made a lot of people at Mercedes very very rich. But enough, stop sucking his dick, it's ok to tell him he's fucking up. He doesn't know how to handle this car, and that's ok. The car is woeful, it's utter rubbish, but so is the driving at the moment.

The head to head at the moment is 3 - 1 in favour of Russell, if it was 3 - 1 in favour of Hamilton I would still be questioning what happened that one time. He's a 7 time fucking World Champion. You put Michael Jordan into my pick up games with me and my mates, and I start outperforming him, I'm going to start letting him know about it, not hold his fucking hand and say it's ok MJ it's the uniform and the court, it's not you.

Hamilton needs to stop being a bitch right now and Toto Wolff and Mercedes needs to stop accepting these shitty horrible performances. If this trend continues, he will start appearing in the conversations of who was better Vettel, Alonso or Hamilton and he doesn't deserve that.

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